Prom Night Dumpster Babies
P.N.D.B. lost to The $tatus Faction last night. They gave it a valiant effort, but failed. Fairly close game but they also had about 10 more heads on their team. Just made it all the more fun to beat them!
My favorite part was the deal sealer. Seven minutes left in the hour and a 4 to 4 tie score game at hand. We couldn’t lose to PNDB. After smashing out 99% of their team, only the bowl-cut dude remained standing.
We’re about to wrap this guy up, he’s up close to the front line, a throw from close range forced the dude into a quick pancake and he hit the gym floor flat like it was a drive-by, Unfortunately for the bowl-cut-kid, PHYLO came running up from back court and jumped up slamming a ball straight down into the dudes’ dome-piece. He started yelling “HEad Shot! HeaD Shot!!” since hits to the head are usually nullified in this league. HOWEVER, there’s a new rule that states “if you have at least THREE body limbs touching the floor- head shots DO count” (since it’s a heavily defensive position). He acknowledged the rule and Prom Night Dumpster Babies got dusted.
The irony is this dude is pretty good, he subbed several times on our team last season. He is also a nerd-tech stickler for dodgeball rules. Moral of the story is: Don’t cross T$F on the court.
Here’s a few photos thanks to Patrick Miller