THE $TATUS FACTION

Tofurkey

Went to Whole Foods to get some soy and salmon jerky yesterday.
Couldn’t help but notice the massive freezer case of Tofurky from the check out line.

Whole Foods Tofurky Freezer Case

You can get the “VEGAN WHOLE TURKEY” with
Himilayan Barley Fried Rice Stuffing.

"Whole Meatless Turkey"

MAYBE YOU DON’T NEED A WHOLE BIRD- just cop dat Roast homie.

Tofurky Vegetarian FEAST/ROAST

OH AND DON’T FORGET
TOFURKY MUSHROOM AND “GIBLET” GRAVY!!

Tofurky GIBLET gravy

Shoulda got stock in that fake bird meat- it’s taking over!

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