THE $TATUS FACTION

Duurty Durrty $outh (steady mobbing)

The DIRTY SOUTH is: Texas, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina.

If you’ve never visited, or never lived in the Dirty South, do yourself a favor and remove the expression from your vocabulary.  One must endure multiple summers of mosquito bites, heat waves, bass mix tapes, and po’ boys first.  T$F represents not just L.A., we are connected with Florida and Georgia too. Run tell dat.

COLORS INSPIRED BY SOUTH BEACH MIAMI:

ART DECO not MARC ECKO!

BIKE CULTURE GOES STRONG IN FLORIDA.

PARK IT LIKE IT’S HOT!

MURK THAT SHIT SONION!

LIKE BARAAACK OBAMA, T$F STANDS FOR CHANGE!!!

SHOWERS AT THE BEACH.  HAVE A NICE DAY.

DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT!

DESCRIBING TAMPA ISN’T EASY ANYMORE.  IT’S GROWING UP. IN THE 90’s SHIT WAS SKETCH. YBOR WAS LIKE GHETTO ASS BOURBON STREET, TAMPA NUGGET CIGAR IN EFFECT, AND STREET FIGHTER 2.

DIDN’T HAVE MUCH PAINT, BUT I LOVE THIS MONTANA GOLD COLOR “WINDOW.”

3RD1 WAS LURKING TAMPA’S CROSSTOWN EXPRESS. HO HO HO.
YOU WERE PROBABLY IN BED PRAYING SANTA CLAUS WAS REALLY COMING.

SOUTHERN COMFORT FOR T$F.

CHECK OUT THIS FAKE ASS “THE WILD ONES” STICKER.
MOSE FLIPPED THE HAND OF THEIR BANDIT DESIGN TO AN ‘M’ INSTEAD OF A ‘W’
HAHA  SHIT LOOKS MORE LIKE “THE MILD ONES”!!
EPIC FAIL.

TIME TO WASH UP YOU DIRTY BIRD.

~FIN~

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