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just what it says before i clean up a bit…
10 Terrible Sex Tattoos
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HERE IS THE T$F TOP 10 FAILING SEX TATTOOS.
IT’S FRIDAY ENJOY!
Graffiti + Girls
props to CINCO. He straddles the fence but we love him!
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Re-posted from:Graffiti-girls.com
Quit resisting arrest!
So is that what cops say just so they can stomp the shit out of you when get’n popped? I got done painting the other night and stopped by the grocery store to pic up some grub, there was a very strange air about the place everyone was staring at me? Did I have paint on my face? I notice two fools at the register checking out who seem kinda toyish nothing special so i check out and the two guys are right in front of me by like 10ft as were walking out the door… yo, as soon as they clear the exit “BOOM!” like for real 20 cops out of nowhere straight up APD!!! cars drop from the sky or some shit!!! Son, they were kicking the shit outta this one kid repeating the words “stop resisting arrest!” how the fuck are you gonna relax when getting beat by twenty cops? So fucking sketchy…
As you can tell the store security was doing his best to keep me from getting a good shot of this guy getting beat, they were not doing anything to his friend? turns out this guy was getting taken down on a murder charge! FUCK! If this kid popped off to me I would tried to beat his ass!!! all the people who were looking at me all strange in the store were under covers! Â so fuct up! Â Just goes to show, chose your battles wisely you never know… Â and in the words of a man much better than my self time to get over yourself!
I wanna fuck your car!
So my most recent venture out of Atlanta was to the great tri-city area of Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill North Cackalacky as its refer’d to in the south. First I got off the plane and all the rental car spots were out I mean out of all cars!!! what the fuck am I gonna do?! Finally I get to Budget and they have 2 cars left both Camaros one yellow one Black… Of course I picked black…
So it’s cold and shitty and I go stay at a fuck shit dump of a hotel that we stayed once before the only reason I like it is because it’s on the historic registry, the guy asked me what room I wanted and my only prerequisite was that it have a strong wireless signal. Well not only did it not have that but did not have cable, hot water, or a god damn phone that worked to call down to the shit stain and complain about the room! So what to do? rip up the bill and told the guy there was no way I was paying for shit! Just because I’m staying in a historic hotel does not mean I want the am amenities of some shit from the 1920’s!!! He agreed…   
In case you find yourself in NC do not get BBQ…Â Carolina BBQ does not have sauce WTF?!
WHERE IS NOSO?!
I would have to say that the highlight of my trip was after I left a place called “Pure Gold” where a good friend of mine use to take off her clothes… It was like 130am and i hear some chick yell’n at me… it was the girl in the car next to me at a stop light… she makes me pull over for some small talk, I ask her what she wanted and basicly she was all “I LOVE THAT CAR” and “YOUR SO MONEY IN IT” thats all it takes is a fresh as car to get the clothes off? what a joke!!!
YO! it was like 40 degrees out! cold as fuck!!! this girl wanted to fuck the car?!! Its a rental bitch! you need to check your self. out of control! how does this shit happen?! positions are monetary its what’s inside that matters! plus you dont wanna end up on T$F blog? and if you do HOLLA!!!
15 Offensive Halloween Costumes
You know it’s getting close to Halloween and you have no idea what to wear.
Well leave it to The $tatus Faction to kick you some free ideas!
Here’s our top 15 OFFENSIVE Halloween Costumes!
(in no particular order)
"Down for the Count"
Hairy Vagina Face
Tea Bag
Pussy Liquor
Muff Diver
Douche Bag
Snake Charmer
Pussy Magnet
Genie Lamp
Camel Toe
The Shocker
Flasher
Retired HOOTERS girl
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