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Duurty Durrty $outh (steady mobbing)

The DIRTY SOUTH is: Texas, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina.

If you’ve never visited, or never lived in the Dirty South, do yourself a favor and remove the expression from your vocabulary.  One must endure multiple summers of mosquito bites, heat waves, bass mix tapes, and po’ boys first.  T$F represents not just L.A., we are connected with Florida and Georgia too. Run tell dat.

COLORS INSPIRED BY SOUTH BEACH MIAMI:

ART DECO not MARC ECKO!

BIKE CULTURE GOES STRONG IN FLORIDA.

PARK IT LIKE IT’S HOT!

MURK THAT SHIT SONION!

LIKE BARAAACK OBAMA, T$F STANDS FOR CHANGE!!!

SHOWERS AT THE BEACH.  HAVE A NICE DAY.

DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT!

DESCRIBING TAMPA ISN’T EASY ANYMORE.  IT’S GROWING UP. IN THE 90’s SHIT WAS SKETCH. YBOR WAS LIKE GHETTO ASS BOURBON STREET, TAMPA NUGGET CIGAR IN EFFECT, AND STREET FIGHTER 2.

DIDN’T HAVE MUCH PAINT, BUT I LOVE THIS MONTANA GOLD COLOR “WINDOW.”

3RD1 WAS LURKING TAMPA’S CROSSTOWN EXPRESS. HO HO HO.
YOU WERE PROBABLY IN BED PRAYING SANTA CLAUS WAS REALLY COMING.

SOUTHERN COMFORT FOR T$F.

CHECK OUT THIS FAKE ASS “THE WILD ONES” STICKER.
MOSE FLIPPED THE HAND OF THEIR BANDIT DESIGN TO AN ‘M’ INSTEAD OF A ‘W’
HAHA  SHIT LOOKS MORE LIKE “THE MILD ONES”!!
EPIC FAIL.

TIME TO WASH UP YOU DIRTY BIRD.

~FIN~


Welcome 2010 / back to grinding…

Yeah yeah yeah, get back to work jerks.

T$F was spread all over the country for the holidays.  I’m back to L.A. from a stint in South Florida.  Crazy shit happens in the South- ask NOS if you don’t believe me.

I got some sick stories to share this week, here’s a couple obvious pics when you think about New Year’s 2010 and traveling on airplanes.

First thing, hope everyone noted the blue moon this New Year’s Eve.  First time that happened in thirty years!

A Blue Moon is the “extra” full moon in years that have thirteen full moons. Most years have twelve full moons.  A “blue moon” is also used colloquially to mean “a rare event”, especially in the phrase “once in a blue moon”.

I was on the beach and probably caught the best view of the moon over the Gulf of Mexico. I took some really crappy cell phone pics, but you can see the moon was BLINDING bright.  Looked like staring into a flashlight.

And if that wasn’t enough to keep you all excited, I’m sure you heard about the numerous terrorist threats and security breaches lately.  Here’s a little sign T.S.A. is kind enough to post as you pass through the Tampa airport security.

and you GOTTA LOVE L.A.

As soon as a I got to LAX baggage claim I saw this piece spinning on the conveyor.

WELCOME BACK!